Lesson Learned

Just in case any of you guys were wondering if dogs can stomach nacho cheese, the hard learned answer...is NO! A big fatty NO!

If you give your dog some nacho cheese on a chip, not a ton, maybe like one or two, BEWARE! Even when the wifey says, "Dear, I don't think you should do that. That will make him sick," and after you give it to the dog anyways, and then you go to bed as usual that night with the dog at your feet, BEWARE! At 3 am you will run your leg & foot across something cold and gushy. Being a typical guy, not quite awake yet, you wonder what that could possible be, so you touch the mysterious gush with your hand, then smell it, then scream like a little girl "SARAH!!!!! THE DOG JUST SH*T THE BED!!!!" Then your loving wife turns on the lamp, scoops of the frightened and very sick dog who diarrhea'd all over the foot of the bed, takes him outside and let's him do his 6 squat grand finale. THEN, because you gave the dog nacho cheese, you find yourself giving the dog a bath at 3:30 am while your wife is cleaning up the mess with paper towels and a Wal-mart sack, then running all the bedding through the laundry. Then, because you notice the dog's present on your own leg, you have to jump in the shower. An hour and a half of sleep lost. And the apartment smells like roses! The sad, sick little puppy spends the rest of the night in his crate at the foot of your bed. In the morning, you awake to the smell of roses again. "SARAH!!!! THE DOG JUST SH*T THE CRATE!!!" Then you find yourself giving a 7 am bath to the dog who was clean just 4 hours earlier. And running the whole clean up process over again: paper towels, Wal-mart sack, laundry, Clorox wipes, sad little puppy, and an apartment that smells like ROSES!

Now do you see why I'm lingering here at work an extra 30 minutes!? I'm terrified of what I'll find when I get home!

Morale of this story:
#1 Don't feed your dog nacho cheese
#2 Bow down to your wife because she rocks this world with her omniscient power